New Job

Today I awoke at 5am to ready myself for the new job. Lets be honest, getting up that early all summer is going to be a serious bitch. However, I do get free golf all summer and the first day suggests it's a pretty slack job. My duties thus far include:

1) Standing around
2) Flirting a bit with the old golf men (they are all members, so I get to know them by name)
3) eating mistaken orders

Hello last summer of childhood.

Jebus?

Some of you may consider this a wee bit sacraligious. Thats ok, I think its funny, and its supposed to be a satirical look at what some people think Jesus was like. (Or Jebus...one of the two). They get funnier as they go on. And lets be honest, we all need a great deal of procrastination in our lives right now.

JESUS VIDEOS

Once you get to the site, go to the "media" icon, then to page 2 of the "videos" part.

FSF

FSF: what is it? why are andrea and i so angry? how can it change my life?

These are all excellent questions girls and boys, and here are your answers

1) FSF stands for "fucking spring fever." It occurs mainly in spring. This common disease causes normally cool couples to feel an overwhelming desire to express their horniness through public displays of affection.

2) Why does it piss people off? Because we don't have anyone to snog with

3) How can it change my life? If guns were legal, i may start target practice on you. Until then, Andrea and i will just shoot you dirty glares.

Be a friend, snog in doors.

Do it

I can say no more than this:

GO HERE

I honestly just had one of the longest most horrible days of my life, and this is officially the only thing that could have made me feel better.

After reading Nance's blog in order to avoid working, I also took a few tests. I like that Amy and I are the same in the paintable region.

Who Should Paint You: Gustav Klimt

Sensual and gorgeous, you would inspire an enchanting portrait.. With just enough classic appeal to be hung in any museum!

What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

God's timing is a bitch

that's right, i said it...a bitch. Lets be honest, i'm an impatient little sheep and i want things now. What am i speaking about in particular? Supper, school to be done, finalization on a summer job, knowledge about the rest of my life, and of course boys.

Lame (but probably correct) pieces of advice:

"All good things come to those who wait"
"The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting"
"Patience is waiting. Not passively waiting. That is laziness. But to keep going when the going is hard and slow - that is patience."

Sweetest song possibly (not) ever (but close), and much more fun than rather boring proverbs:

"I'm in a hurry to get things done well i'm rushin, rushin to get things done. All I really want to do is live and die, but I'm in a hurry and don't know why."

Correct me if i'm wrong, but wasn't the music video for that a sweet early 90's one and there was a tornado in the background and I believe a piece of newpaper at one point blows by and sort of sticks to the lead singer of the band? Pretty sure that just made my day better by remembering that.