The Obese Rat

I went to Edmonton this weekend to see Meghan and some friends. It was a blast 1) because Meghan is incessantly creepy and we laugh constantly around each other and 2) because I love to laugh/mock Edmontonians. Sapphire is the perfect example of the difference between a "true to itself" Canadian town (like Saskatoon where we go to cowboy bars and wear skate shoes) vs. a metro-obsessed town (like Edmonton). Sapphire is a martini bar in Edmonton (although you'd swear it was in Toronto) where the metrosexuals flourish and 8 sweet potato fries cost $6. All joking aside, it was very fun and I loved seeing everyone. The fun was not over once I left Edmonton, however. I just stepped into the door and Hillery tells me she has a surprise! I come up the stairs and look at her lap as she lifts her text book to reveal...A RAT! nooo...it's actually a kitten. But it really resembles an obese rat. It's pure white with a shit-esque splotch of grey on his head. The problem is that we can't think of an appropriate name, so any suggestions are welcomed. The other problem is that we now have three cats...

I am well on my way to being the crazy cat lady we all know i'll turn into.