BAYWATCH

Having 400 channels doesn’t always ensure something new is on, but you can always find something good! I'm talking 1989, neon clad, string bikini, raybands, little red floatation device style. You want to talk about drama? Baywatch. Need a little speedboat or shallow water diving action? Baywatch. Feeling a little low? You just need an inspirational speech from David Hasselhoff---off of BAYWATCH! (Anyone noticed he wears a ton of eyeliner?) Oh, and don't forget the full song (usually bad rock) accompanied by scenes of random beach jogging in ever episode. So, pretty much what I'm telling you is that Baywatch is THE BEST SHOW EVER!