The move is complete!! I finally have internet again...and 200 channels of sweet sweet cable. I'm on my way (once again) to work, but I have one story before I go. Today in the kitchen one of the dish washers walked in, he's a little creepy most of the time anyway, but today took the cake. He normally wears those tight black leggings you'd wear under ski pants in the early 90s. They're UBER sketchy, but he hides any uncomfortable bulges with his apron. Problem solved. Today however he walks in in his street cloths. Can you say "AHHHHHH!" He was sporting some seriously CREEPY shorty shorts! That's right, cut off jean shorty shorts!

I was blushing for him.