The Salad Nazi

Some of you may remember angry camouflage man. Well, tonight I met angry Chef man...he was even scarier! He has an inverted go-tee (basically a beard with the go-tee part shaved) and he yells...all the time...especially when he comes into work drunk! That's right ladies and gentlemen; I work with an angry-drunk-inverted go-tee-chef man. He started refusing to make salads after a while. I've started praying for him...but I'll be honest, I mostly just laugh. (I'm bad).