Pregnancy parking

I stopped at the grocery store after work today, and I parked in one of those "expecting/new mothers" parking spots. Now I am neither expecing or a new mother, yet I parked there anyways. I feel as though this rates me as worse than those found spitting gum on the sidewalk, but a little better than parking in the handicap stalls. Either way I untucked my baggy work shirt and hunched over so I looked a little more pregnant and thus avoided the critical eyes of the elderly shoppers.