pathetic

so i was getting ready for bed, and i take my shirt off and look in the mirror, and am like "what is that?" looking at my belly button. I'm a pathetic slob. I had a salt and vinegar potato chip in my belly button...just nestled right in there...all snug and cozy for the winter.

I'm ok with the fact that my car and bathroom are uber gross and dirty....but mr belly button is crossing the line. Can someone please get me some help?