Kitschmas

I felt as though the time of year had come to celebrate Christmas. However, not everyone celebrates the season in good taste, and who doesn't like to laugh at those kitschy folks?!? So follows all things Kitschmas. Please add any things blessfully kitschy that I may have left out.

1. Kitschmas. The celebration of all things of poor taste and poor quality associated with the festive season.


Here we have a regular old santa. Nothing dreadfully kitschy about him...but with him accumulates much kitschness.




















See here! Santa has transformed into a dreadful ceramic mug! Mommy mommy, where's santa's hat? brain? jolly christmas spirit?













Of course next to follow ceramic santa is creepy kitschy Christmas elves...might I even call them gnomes?















And what do these gnomey-elves do you ask? well they decorate trees with lovely kitschy decorations such as these painted ski-google ornaments (purchasable on ebay..I think even the gnome-elves have realised how bad these ones are).
















If, however, one cannot afford even the kitschiest of ornaments, you can always go the university/white trash route and decorate with empties (avoid glass bottles as they can drag tree branches down and/or smash on your unwashed floor).




















ANNNND last but certainally not least, a kitschy christmas would totally fail without some sort of sacrilege. See Christmas Donkeys. Now, these are not just any christmas donkeys, they are found in Jerusalem...representing the donkey Christ rode into town...all decked out in kitschy holiday gear...including santa hats (I told you he'd come back to kitchily bite us in the ass).













And now my friends, your kitschey christmas is complete. Keep your eyes out for treasures like these this season and it's sure to be brightened.

MERRY KITSCHTMAS!