Alex, Mallory, and I wanted to write a posting...but we can't really think of anything apprpriate to write about. So we will write on our expertise, that being how to pick out a good guy. Here's the top 4 requirements:

1) He must be humorous, so you should probably pick him up at the Yuk Yuks comedy club...or on the street.
2) He must be HOTTY HOT HOT HOT, so look for a man on the farm (As they have nice muscles that are not fake gym muscles) OR on the street.
3) He must treat you like a queen, therefore he obviously has to make alot of cash and willing to give over complete control to you. Look for this gem at cougar bars, the green chairs at starbucks, or (obviously) on the street.
4) He must be able to play the guitar while wearing a cowboy hat (or just hold a guitar actually). See Brad Paisley as an example. These boys can once again be found on the farm, or street
5) In conclusion, we really like farm boys...or greasy street men. Both are acceptable and applications can be submitted on the comment board. So bust it out.