drugs drugs drugs, which are good? which are bad?

It took me being stoned off of cold medicine and a little bit dilusional from a fever to finally understand what was being said in my business policy class. You may want to attribute my wisdom to the fact that I actually read the chapter. I, however, realize that nothing but mind-altering medication/illness could put me on the same spaced out level as the prof and classmates in this dumb class.

If you want to discuss goverment intervention with me (including regulations and subsidization) you should probably get on it before I get better and I stop drugging myself. I do, however, highly recommend this method for any classes you don't understand.