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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Pangertations

8:30 am is way too early to be dealing with people this ignorant...especially professors. I am currently taking a government policy class. This is very cool in some ways because I think politics are fascinating. So today the prof decides to go over the parties and the major issues each is dealing with. She says at the beginning of the class "I'm not here to lead you're decisions at all...I'm just stating facts." Facts my ass!!!!! I would like to quote a few lines from her lecture, I think you'll enjoy them. I know I almost walked out of class.

"The Conservatives believe in bringing Biblical traditions back around. The Bible says women, who were cut from Adams rib, were created to serve all men. It also says that women are supposed to stay at home, cook and clean. All conservatives want is for the women to stay at home, that's why they are giving them childcare money."

I don't even know where to begin! First and foremost, I like how she threw the part about the rib in to make it look like she was quoting the bible verbatim and thus had a clue what she was talking about (she didn't). Second, I'm pretty sure the Bible says both guys and girls are supposed to serve everyone, and I don't think God was talking about dinner. Also, $100 a month for kids under 6 is money in the pocket, is she's so pro-choice, she should suck it up and be happy she can make another one on how to spend the cash. What a gong show!

But it doesn't stop there folks, she went on to start bashing Americans (I'm a little surprised my head didn't light on fire, she is so ignorant, and these students just sit there lapping it up. For the sweet love of all that is good people, use that brain in your skulls for once and think for yourself.) She says:

"The Conservatives believe (like Bush) that there are evil forces in the world ready to attack us" (is she referring to the boogie man, demons, or the terrorists with guns? Perhaps all three) ..."so these groups feel the need for strong military forces."

Wow, can you believe that? Harper wants a military, I'm pretty sure everyone should protest against protection (although her mom probably disagrees).

So what does pangertations have to do with anything? Well, those are anger heart palpitations, and I feel as though i'll be dealing with allot of those in the upcoming classes. The one redeeming point?...at least she's not a Socialist.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

PLEASE let me print up some T shirts with

BAN TENURE

on them in big red letters.

That maybe hard on your marks but at least your head wouldn't catch on fire.

The old one

9:42 AM

 

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