post christmas blues

The excitment of holidays are over and i'm stuck in a house with 3 cats watching Dr Phil...I feel so empty! I would like some suggestions on how to spice up the January blues. Things along the lines of:

1) build a bomb out of hot dogs, cabbages, and energizer batteries
2) start stalking a random stranger
3) attempt to learn a language by speaking to friends in strange accents
4) continue to piss people off by disagreeing with their political oppinions on the upcoming election. (so far comments like "I love Bush" and "free the guns" have worked fairly well)

Anyother suggestions would be welcomed as these may entertain me only for a short period of time.