Standing

In all reality, it takes very little to upset people---people like me. Take standing for example.

See: People standing
1) directly outside doors
2) at the top of stairs
3) at the bottom of escalators
4) in large circular clumps in the middle of small hallways
5) ineffectively in line (when you're behind them and they politely let others in front of themselves

So to any of you U of S students out there who participate in these incessantly agitating practices, you should probably stop before I beat you.