Vlad

Hillery and I went to Taco Time today (oh those super soft tacos just keep on calling). We went through the drive through, and it was really scratchy, and I have larangitis, and we couldn't understand the taco time guy, so he's like "DRIVE UP!"

"Hillery" I say "That man had a very thick mexican accent!" This was a lie. We pull up, and are met by a non-Mexican so I ask where he's from.

RUSSIA!

HIS NAME IS VLADAMEIR! how fricking cool is that!?!?! And cause we were flirting so nicely he gave us an extra super soft taco!